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pelkoja

I hate how “daddy issues” is used to call women crazy and un-datable rather than bring up the fact so many fathers are abusing their daughters to the point of emotional breakdown

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Honestly, every single Frankenstein character is a relatable character, I mean,

Henry, the true and honest friend that somehow got pulled into his childhood buddy’s bullshit.

The Monster, who decides humanity is evil following exactly one failed social interaction.

Alphonse Frankenstein, who is just trying his best to deal with his overly anxious emo son.

Elizabeth, who spends 90% of the story in advanced denial.

Robert Walton, the obsessive fanboy.

Ernest Frankenstein, the forgotten middle child who shows up for two scenes to be a sassy prick before peace-ing out when shit starts to hit the fan.

And, of course, Victor himself, who attends college for like three days, develops a massive ego, just screws the education system, makes a humongous mistake entirely of his own doing, falls into a coma of despair, eventually simply decides to actively ignore said mistakes or blame them on his 1 year old son, then spends the next 40 something years of his life lamenting the fact that he actively ignored them while backpacking across Europe probably listening to My Chemical Romance or something.

Truly Frankenstein is the novel of the new era.

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hipsterhamlet

Listen I hate Victor Frankenstein as much as the next guy, but if I could drop out of my undergrad and everyone collectively call me a doctor, you know I would.

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I refuse to believe that he doesn’t just introduce himself as Docter

“Oh hello nice to meet you I’m Dr Frankenstein”

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atundratoadstool

Don’t let your completely lackluster academic performance and maladaptive work habits ever dissuade you from your dreams of being a mad scientist. Victor Frankenstein was a college freshman who got derailed by a side project, couldn’t handle any of his handle emotions, stopped going to class, and had difficulty getting out of bed until his boyfriend forcibly dragged him into the sunlight. Griffin (The Invisible Man) was a misanthropic grad TA who saw undergraduates as subhuman scum, realized that his adviser was going to steal his work, could not secure or manage funding in any way shape or form, and then tried to get all his research done in one night with the help of deadly stimulants. It turns out the conditions for flipping sweet cool mad science are surprisingly close to the conditions of everyone’s completely commonplace miserable experiences in academia.

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victor frankenstein: so what happens if you try to create life

everybody: dont do it!! science must be careful!!

victor frankenstein:

victor frankenstein: so what happens if you already created–

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my favorite part about frankenstein was when victor took one look at the monster, knew he had fucked up, and decided to just nope out of there and go on a nice afternoon walk for the first time in 29384 years